THE CRAZIEST COUGH SYRUP

So you've got a bottle of Linctus, eh? Well, prepare your senses because this ain't your grandma's cough syrup. This stuff is gooey, like a potion brewed in the bowels of the earth. It tastes terrible and smells like medicine gone wrong. But hey, it might just cure your hiccups! One sip and you might see things a little differently. A hilarious